A year ago, I wrote that the Jays might have ranked last without the talent infusion from the Scott Rolen and Roy Halladay trades. In the past 12 months, they saw a few in-house guys take steps forward, traded for another impact prospect in Brett Lawrie and had another solid draft, to the point that I left some likely big leaguers off their Top 10 for lack of room. The organizational turnaround in the year-plus since Alex Anthopoulos took over as GM has been impressive.- Keith Law
Its actually quite funny when you think about how badly analysts and media suck on the collective dick of the Maple Leafs every pre-season only to find them mathematically eliminated from playoff contention by mid-February. .When it's time to look at the upcoming baseball season (which is rare) and talk about the upcoming Blue Jays campaign, its like pulling teeth in the sense that I'm watching such a shallow and vague presentation which no one producing it really gave half a fuck about. I find that I'm having some deja vu right now as I hear bullshit about how the Jays will have a difficult time cracking the 75-win plateau. This is the same thing I heard last pre-season and we ended up with 85 notches on our belt.
But enough of my verbal diarrhea. The point I am trying to make here is that too many Canadians ( read: Torontonians) shit on the Jays. Far too often I hear people making absolutely horrible metaphors trying to tie the Blue Jays in with something shitty. So I put on my trench coat and grabbed my magnifying glass and started digging into the skidmarked records of the other Toronto teams to find out who the real retarded cousin of the family is.
Although some of the data is incomplete because both the Raptors and Leafs are still in the middle of their split-year season, we can just extrapolate the data simply by looking at how pathetic they have been in the first half of their respective campaigns.
I think I've made a solid case to take the "shittiest Toronto franchise" tags off of the Skydome and hang it up on the ACC. Then people will start hating the Leafs and come back to the awesomeness of baseball. Followed by hell freezing over and Megan Fox propositioning me for a blow job.
Some people are going to argue with this graph and claim that I didn't figure in the factors of injury, scheduling, etc., but I really don't feel like splitting hairs here. Plus we have the Yanks and Red Sox, so fuck off.
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